Social Media God

 

Social Media God has determined that you have a very nice-looking IP address (no 666, always a good thing), and that Venus is currently in conjuction with Jupiter.

Social Media God also knows (as he is everywhere at all times) that you once wrote a blog post about anchovies. Fish goes a long way in his book.

Furthermore, Social Media God knows that you often tweet about where you had a coffee today, a random RT quote taken out of context about "the ROI of social media" and use a 6-year-old avatar that makes it hard for people to recognize you at social media start-up demo hashtag unconference camps.

Your score is:

Social Media God is embarrassed to say you are NOT an influencer. Unless it's about anchovies.

 

Offer up an e-mail if thy be so inclined.